That's What She...He...Who? Said.

"I just saw. I looked. With my eyes."

"I'm so excited for chicken nuggets I'm gonna cry!"
-Bryce Kamryn

"Sugar! Sugar, sugar, coconut sugar! Sugar, coconut, prune, sugar! Sugar, prune, sugar coconut, SUGAR!"
-Me

"It's like business in the front, tired in the back."

"Wait! I have a solution to all of your problems! Calvin Klein is the dick whisperer!"

"Having testicles is a losing battle."
-Justin Bradley

"And then I saw handfuls of glitter pouring off my penis and I thought, oh god--that's me. Glitter is like the Herpes of craft supplies."
-Justin Bradley

"I feel like passing out. Or killing a hobo with a shovel. It's a very mixed emotion."
-Justin Bradley

"I feel like Professor Trelawny turned into Hermione."
-Spenst Hansen

"He made the sex with her. In the vag. With his penis. It's like an R rated version of Clue."
-Kristina Stone

"I don't know what it was so small. It was sad and hurt and scared."
-Spenst Hansen

"Your friends will say, 'Is that a joint?' 'No, it's a cat tampon.'"
-Spenst Hansen

"Why are you taking my clothes off?"
"You don't need them."
-Andrea, Bryce

"I feel like Elvis should sing this."
"I feel like he's dead."

"I just ate a pterodactyl."

"Don't mock me for the use of proper terminology. Poohead."
-Jim Hardwick

"I look like a leper."
"No you don't. Lepers look much worse."
-Me, Jim Hardwick

"Shut the fuck up and bring me my goddamn spinach dip!"
-Jesse Curran

"My new diet is don't eat the cookie."
"That sounds like a horror movie."
-Me, Jim Richards

"I was not aware of the bears, I guess."

"Ah, sex toys. They've saved more marriages than couple's therapy."
-Johnny Call

"Baby mermaids grow fast because they fart and then...phew..."
-Johnny Call

"This Altoid tastes like mermaid placenta."

"I need to go hide in someone."
-Andrea Hanson

"It's called a clitoris. Not the shoot button on your video game. Calm the fuck down."
-Taylor Lawrence

"I don't want anything that involves elbows or suspicious glances."
-Alisa Rodgers

"I'm gonna go where the darkness appreciates me."
-Bryce Kamryn

"I can be your cleavage gay!"
-Christopher Rose

"You two go together like a mostly nude Vaudevillian act."
-Justin Bradley

"Note: sex on tile doesn't work. But I want your babies!"
-Christopher Rose

"Fuck an apple empanada."
"But those are FOREIGN."
-Andrea, Greg Burbank

"My pillow is wet. MY PILLOW IS WET!"
-Stoned Greg

"God. God. God DAMMIT."
-Stoned Greg

"DOES HE KNOW?? Who? Who? WHO?"
-Stoned Greg (We still don't know who he was talking about.)

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING."
-Stoned Greg

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