"My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village."
-Justin
"Mister 'I'm at the Pleasure Pit while my wife is at the Earl of Sandwich.'"
-Justin
"I just don't want to hear it! I'm hungry."
-Justin
"Just drink around it."
-Latoya
"Don't be on the fence about your hairdo. Commit, dammit!"
-Me
"It's just a comforting thought that women can have children and still have a rockin' bod. The discouraging thing is that one might have to take up something horrific like volleyball in order to achieve this. Makes one not want to procreate"
-Me
"If I was in Tiffany I'd be drooling, too. If she was hot."
-Mark
