"Don't touch me, don't touch me! ... I hate men right now."
-Justin Bradley
"Oh, don't be sad. You'll have a blastoballsuperhappyfuntimepartyexpressgagawetrocket!"
-Eric Leckman
"I think humans only burn three colors."
-Sheila Hanson
(Sung to the tune of "Simple Gifts"): "'Tis a gift to be simple, 'tis a gift to be algae, 'tis a gift to be stuck to this rock, you see!"
-Marjaan Alzayyat
"You're not supposed to operate heavy machinery like buoyant rubber tubes while under the influence."
-Anthony Alzayyat to his mother. (She had fallen off a tube while trying to ferry herself across the lake at night. Twice. While drunk.)
"It's getting so anybody can talk about celery."
-Marjaan Alzayyat
"Maybe that's just the Palestinian way, they just have to do things in a way that might blow up."
-Sheila Hanson
"I'm afraid of the paffy! They're in the laborhood!"
-Jesse Curran
"I have trouble closing things."
-Me
