Some Familial Gems

"I don't think my face could get any drier without being packaged for beef jerky."
-Leslie Hanson

"They say that Terriers need mind puzzles to learn. But I found that he had trouble with anything over 12 pieces."
-Hugh Hanson

"Aw. You smell like a sewer."
-Mia Hanson

"I like redundancy myself. Especially in fires. ... I don't know what that means."
-Leslie Hanson

"Is there more wood for this?"
-Leslie Hanson

"Refuse, rebel, reject."
-Joel Hanson (His response to 'Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.')

"I'm pretty sure I don't have to do anything you say because I'm handsome."
-Greyson Hanson

"That marshmallow is arousing me a little bit."
-Hugh Hanson

"I am not a cat. This is awkward."
-Greyson Hanson