I'm good at tolerating pain, I'm bad at math, and I'm stupid.

"Be quiet, John Williams, I'm trying to look up other music! My life doesn't revolve around you, you know."
-Justin

"I blew him off enough times for him to be like, 'You blew me off.'"
-Me

"There's a reason you look like a Disney Prince--you look like a cartoon character."
"I'm just a drawing of my former self."
-Me, Jim

"Some people enjoy that. Some people munch."
-Jesse

"This is a really good bottle of wine. It makes me forget how much cork I swallowed from my first bottle."
-Greg

"You know you're drunk when your work shoes feel comfortable."
-Jim

"Anybody who does a Willow quote is ok in my book."
-Jesse

"If I sat down with my past self and tried to talk politics and religion, I'd probably need to find the nearest wall and slam my head against it."
-Me

"They're rich as FUCK."
-Justin