Some May Have Been Halloween Candy-Induced...

"Don't let that dragonfly touch me or I'll fall off the edge of this castle."
-Me

"It'sa Mario!"
"No...it's a Mexican. With a moustache."
-Bryce and Taylor

"I've got fourth wall in my eye."
-Sam

"He put his face in my hands and I told him I was drunk."
-Amanda

"I'm gonna sleep with you if I can't find anyone else. Get your vagina ready."
-Bryce

"I'm never going to need to do cocaine. Like, ever. Mania...is fantastic. I'm really dizzy, perhaps I should lie down. No! No lying down! Pizza! Pizza fairies that deliver pizza in the middle of the woods! Bubbles bubbles saran wrap bubbles. Cop, cop rocks, doughnuts self-promoting puppy vouchers. Presidents cherry stix flavored vodka on the rocks with SALT! Hotcha! Management queries legal factoid button nose plug blue."
-Me

"You look like a woman who is hot and wearing leather. I don't have that option. They all know I have a penis."
-Bryce

"Your boobs taste like Homer Simpson."
-J'myle

"My nipples just ripped my dress open."
-Bryce

"I would NOT drink a Malbec after bad sex."
-Dillion

"This wine is quite fluffy."
-Bryce

"Where are the friends? I need folk!"
-Greg

"How's it gonna be, Jared. ... Pffffffffffffft."
-Sam

"Once you screw a Jew, nothing else will do."
-Michele

"I'll eat your pasta."
-Me

"You never know when you're gonna need a good dress, I mean, come on!"
-Jesse