"Children are just abortions who eat."
-Justin
"I had a dream that I had to hide Jake Miskimin's erection."
-Justin
"You're the only woman here that's poppin'. You're like, 'Blam! I'm in red!'"
-Cesar (About me, of course.)
"I could have saved you in my les-mobile!"
-Me
"This is pretty. Who is this pretty?"
-Me (About some gay guy.)
"It's the snowing?"
-Kestin
"You have crazy eyes."
-Me. (To some crack head.)
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