Party On, Wayne

"Smiling with their teeeeeeeeeeth."
-Justin Bradley

"Speaking of Black people, I have a racist dick."
-Dillion Barker

"Basically the only person I like is Voldemort."
-Dillion Barker

"All White people look the same."
-Fe

"Oh my god your ass makes cymbal noises. I don't want to freak you out--it does."
-Justin Bradley

"You threw some pants, you don't have to go on a run today."
-Some girl to her boyfriend.

"I'm very particular about my ice cream. I want it icy. And creamy. ... And that's about it."
-Taylor Lawrence

"I need to use my bigger spoon. I don't want to starve while I'm eating."
-Taylor Lawrence

"All I see when I look at a bagel is bread that has smoked a lot of pot."
-Jim Hardwick

"Will there be toast in Vegas, do you think?"
-Justin Bradley

"Maybe it's coordinates to a treasure. Or a sex dungeon."
-Justin Bradley

"He's too ethnic for that look. Makes him look like a genie."
"My mother was a genie. Bastard."
-Me, Dillion Barker

"I want vodka to get me pregnant."
-Justin Bradley

"I prefer the horizontal polka myself."
"That's because you prefer older men."
-Me, Justin Bradley

"Bugs Bunny is the reason I'm gay."
-Justin Bradley

"You seem to be suffering under the delusion that I have low self-esteem. I don't. I fucking love myself. I want a clone of me so I can fuck it."
-bryce Kamryn

"It's been taken away from you. You've lost your pot privileges."
-Me

"You guys are doing, like, mating rituals of strange animals."
-Dillion Barker

"I think it's because I put glasses on. He's more confident in my sexual prowess."
-Justin Bradley

"I'm like, touching your face but it's the other one."
-Bryce Kamryn